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Title: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: Simon on June 13, 2012, 03:47:15 PM
I would be:

Cordia Parenteau was born into a poor family and was unlikely to amount to anything. However, after being thrown through a window she suddenly had super powers. She thought that now was a good a time as any to dress up in lycra and call herself Captain Pandemonium!

What would you be?

http://www.createasuperhero.co.uk/home.aspx (http://www.createasuperhero.co.uk/home.aspx)

(http://blog.olilolo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/empowered.jpg)


Title: Re: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: Briefly Icky Giantess on June 13, 2012, 03:55:59 PM
I'd be:

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Rosaline Quan was once a singer in a rock band but when hair stated growing on her palms she suddenly became a total recluse. It turns out she was developing strange powers. She took up work as an apprentice farmer as a cover while fighting crime as Captain Yellow!


Title: Re: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: Robert on June 13, 2012, 04:02:18 PM
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After growing up in rural Singapore, Colton Moose moved to the big city where he developed super powers. He decided to use his powers to fight crime and to strike fear into his enemies, he calls himself The Unfriendly Mist!

Definitely not bound by the Comics Code then...



Title: Re: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: MikeEvs on June 13, 2012, 04:49:01 PM
It seems we already have a superhero among us:

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The son of a billionaire, Keith Lyles never wanted for anything. One day there was a total eclipse of the sun and he developed strange powers. He thought that now was a good a time as any to dress up in lycra and call himself Mister Mouse!


Title: Re: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: Uncle Bulgaria on June 13, 2012, 04:53:50 PM
And of course his sidekcik

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It may have been after losing her job as a human resource manager that Tamie Wimer first began to exhibit strange powers, but it wasn't until after there was a total eclipse of the sun that it really became obvious. Although her powers faded away after a few weeks, she still calls herself Baroness Hamster!


Title: Re: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: Simon on June 14, 2012, 08:56:54 AM
The world is a safer place knowing that we are protected by such people.


Title: Re: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: Moray on June 14, 2012, 12:26:06 PM
I don't really know what to make of this:

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Terence Pless was born into a poor family and was unlikely to amount to anything. However, after learning to play a mysterious bell he suddenly had super powers. He took up work as an apprentice actuary as a cover while fighting crime as Unfriendlytron!

Although his name does have a certain ring to it...




(I'll get my coat)


Title: Re: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: Simon on June 14, 2012, 01:32:11 PM
*cue music to Chuck Berry's My Ding-a-ling*


Title: Re: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: Briefly Icky Giantess on June 14, 2012, 03:00:10 PM
I have very fond memories of an assembly at primary school where one of the (male) teachers suddenly appeared from nowhere with a wig and a guitar and sang "My ding-a-ling". I would have been about 8 at the time.


Title: Re: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: Dawn on June 14, 2012, 03:33:40 PM
Hmmmmm....

Santina Korn was born into a poor family and was unlikely to amount to anything. However, after losing her job as a archivist she suddenly had super powers. She now stalks the streets as Mistress Violet!


Title: Re: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: Briefly Icky Giantess on June 14, 2012, 04:03:07 PM
I always had you down as a stalker, Dawn!  ;D


Title: Re: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: Dawn on June 14, 2012, 10:59:16 PM
I always had you down as a stalker, Dawn!  ;D

And I thought I hid that so well.....


Title: Re: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: ursula on June 15, 2012, 07:29:29 PM
Flippin' spooky


Honey Hassler was a reliable industrial engineer until her house burned down in the night and she was left with amazing powers. She decided to use her powers to fight crime and to strike fear into her enemies, she calls herself Pandemoniumwoman!


Am I allowed to prefer my pre-superhero name?


Title: Re: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: Paul on June 15, 2012, 09:08:37 PM
Your super name is closer to the truth  ;)


Title: Re: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: Robert on June 15, 2012, 10:17:08 PM
Your super name is closer to the truth  ;)

Ambulance for Mr. Worwood!


Title: Re: If I Were A Superhero...
Post by: ursula on June 16, 2012, 07:37:33 AM
Your super name is closer to the truth  ;)

Ambulance for Mr. Worwood!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D ;D ;D :-*