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15871  Tinyfish Wibble / Band Wibble / Re: Off To The Shops on: May 07, 2009, 10:20:25 PM
Fortunately it was not a full moon, so Simon thought it was safe to call Dyno-Rod, as he needed to ask them to unblock his velociraptor before it tried to steal his shoes and trousers as a poor attempt at a practical joke. 'Enough is enough!' cried Simon and slowly reached for the delete button which was still on the floor after the last time he had prised the keys off his keyboard so that he could build them into wobbly cityscapes. He then started to type out the setlist for the forthcoming support slot with Frost* at The Peel, before he realise that living in Laa Laa Land was quite expensive when your typewriter had to be made of gold, and the keys made of hens teeth, so he signed up for an astronautical mission to the moon where he intended to mine for cheese.  With the money that would be made from the Lunar Cheese Mine he could afford to commission some girlie t-shirts for the above mentioned event, and perhaps also some skin-tight patent leather ones for the chaps that were that way inclined...and some painted leather chaps for the ones with leanings in the other. "Hang on a minute" said Rob, removing his Ena Sharples-style hairnet and taking his curlers out. It is a little known fact that Rob coaches a curling team and is very generous with the way he entertains them. Rob pondered a moment. "Won't all that leather make the band look like extras from the Blue Oyster Bar?" ("nothing new there then" he thought). "Got it!", he thought. Later that night...."It's fun to stay at the Y-V-H-F....." Meanwhile...
15872  Tinyfish Wibble / Band Wibble / Re: Where the hell is everyone? (Introduce yourself) on: May 03, 2009, 01:59:51 AM
Oh come now, Stormtroopers are cool!  Smiley
15873  Tinyfish Wibble / Band Wibble / Re: Off To The Shops on: May 02, 2009, 01:28:09 AM
On the way home he was robbed, so all he got home with was a copy of Razzle and a Lion bar.  He opened the door and saw a giant hole in the kitchen wall which had earlier only been a tiny fissure....out of the hole popped the head of the Stay Puffed marshmallow man and it bounced once before rolling slowly down the hall. Simon thought, 'Hmm this is turning into a Frost song' and promptly ran up the stairs to the Crow's nest in 13/12 time, just to confuse his feet. Tripping at the top step he fell into a picture frame and kept going closely followed by the team of sherpas who had been strangly absent during the robbery as they'd discovered the private gentlemans club, located conveniently in Simon's basement. In true Godfrey fashion, Simon's basement/Gentlemen's Club is situated on the roof because the whole house had spun upside down to accomodate...
15874  Tinyfish Wibble / Band Wibble / Re: Where the hell is everyone? (Introduce yourself) on: April 25, 2009, 10:26:23 PM
Good goon everyone! I hope the gig went OK.  Smiley
15875  Tinyfish Wibble / Band Wibble / Re: Off To The Shops on: April 25, 2009, 10:23:40 PM
Makes my eyes feel funny just to read that....



Hope you are not suffering too badly with it.

I think I'm now suffering badly with something after looking at that for too long...  Shocked
15876  Tinyfish Wibble / Band Wibble / Re: Off To The Shops on: April 23, 2009, 03:50:02 PM
I say we form our own crime fighting team. To do that, we'll need this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

(Sorry, I just wanted to share the video.  Grin )

Oh yeah, next time you're off to the shops Simon, could you get me some bread and cheese. At the moment, there are no chances of sandwiches for me...  Sad
15877  Tinyfish Wibble / Band Wibble / Re: Where the hell is everyone? (Introduce yourself) on: April 23, 2009, 03:37:50 PM
Thanks for the welcome everyone! There's usually some obscure reference secreted into the way the words slip from my mouth (a coconut for anyone who gets that one  Wink ), thought I try to keep it on the sly. More fun if anyone notices it then.  Smiley

I once experimented with using different variations on saying "hello" - "lobsters" was one of them. "Bananas" another. I want to use "goon" at some point...
15878  Tinyfish Wibble / Band Wibble / Re: Where the hell is everyone? (Introduce yourself) on: April 22, 2009, 11:49:09 PM
Hellay! Mouse here finally dropping in for a swim!

Had a listen to the Curious Things tunes and thought they were marvelous! I shall order both CDs next week.  Smiley

I've become quite a regular at the Frost* place, and I'm also Incognito over on the Marillion Forum (which is a rubbish name and really must be fixed).

Now, where's that cheese...?  Cool
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