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« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2009, 05:06:37 PM »

iam sure Mad Jack McMad  was the name of a long lost genesis album or perhaps it was Stumpy Leg Mc No Leg`s best in the round harbour marathon!!! who knows

anyway i look like a bird who swallowed a new plate in my ruff,i wont bother to collect my coat.

iam off

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« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2009, 05:17:47 PM »

iam sure Mad Jack McMad  was the name of a long lost genesis album or perhaps it was Stumpy Leg Mc No Leg`s best in the round harbour marathon!!! who knows

anyway i look like a bird who swallowed a new plate in my ruff,i wont bother to collect my coat.

iam off

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« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2009, 07:52:33 PM »

Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven.  St Peter said, "Farrah, you have been a good person whilst you were alive, I will grant you one wish" and Farrah replied "I'd like you to do something to protect all the children of the World..."


Michael Jackson is going to be melted down and recycled into plastic bags so that he can remain a danger to children..

Yeah keep em coming.....
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« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2009, 07:54:17 PM »

And the best til last.....

What is paler than Michael Jackson?


Michael Jackson now.

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« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2009, 08:03:10 PM »

Trust me, I've heard worse today.

What fascinates me is the sheer volume of these jokes that have suddenly appeared. Was someone writing them and then storing the results in some underground vault waiting for this day?
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« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2009, 08:03:26 PM »

You've obviously heard the one about the pathologisit report. They can safely rule out sunshine, moonlight and good times.
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« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2009, 08:04:12 PM »

Slappity, slap, slap!  Cheesy
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« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2009, 08:06:06 PM »

You've obviously heard the one about the pathologisit report. They can safely rule out sunshine, moonlight and good times.

saw that on twitter  Grin

Trust me, I've heard worse today.


yes but I can't post those ones  Grin
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« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2009, 12:00:08 AM »

who gives a fuck.... nonce
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« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2009, 07:09:06 AM »

Although I am feeling bored of it all, (pretty much like Diana), I am vaguely interested in the painkiller side as someone who thought she took a lot of painkillers....
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« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2009, 07:22:05 AM »

who gives a feck.... nonce

Mick, the Foreign Office called. Your application for that diplomatic post has been rejected.
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« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2009, 08:58:28 AM »

who gives a feck.... nonce

Mick, the Foreign Office called. Your application for that diplomatic post has been rejected.

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« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2009, 09:45:35 AM »

 Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2009, 09:48:04 AM »

I've found him. He's still alive and working with Gong.

http://www.studiomlive.com/nearfest2009/gong/html_joe/pages/_DSC8599.htm
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« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2009, 09:51:16 AM »

I've found him. He's still alive and working with Gong.

http://www.studiomlive.com/nearfest2009/gong/html_joe/pages/_DSC8599.htm

(Shudders) That is quite uncanny, and slightly scary.
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