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« Reply #15540 on: September 11, 2012, 07:08:35 AM »

The best you can hope for is a civil partnership.
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« Reply #15541 on: September 11, 2012, 07:18:38 AM »

Which isn't that bad - many marriages are neither civil nor partnerships.
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A James
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« Reply #15542 on: September 11, 2012, 07:19:17 AM »

Timmy Murray - never does things the easy way.
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« Reply #15543 on: September 11, 2012, 09:33:48 AM »

All these old pics my brother has found after I found some of my granny's.

My nephew quoting my brother from 1991 "i don't know who these children are". My bro had a motorbike accident when his younger son was 2 weeks old and lost his marbles for a year or so after he woke up from a month's sleep. Lazy bastard. Funny now since he recovered completely. He still can't remember his wife being pregnant tho and claims the kids aren't his lol!
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« Reply #15544 on: September 11, 2012, 10:37:28 AM »

I shouldn't relay this story to my dad as that will only tempt him to claim the same thing.
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« Reply #15545 on: September 11, 2012, 10:48:57 AM »

Lol!
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« Reply #15546 on: September 11, 2012, 12:26:44 PM »

I've restocked me shop with proper and actual Frost* CDs.
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« Reply #15547 on: September 11, 2012, 06:42:16 PM »

Funny how something which was so desperately worrying at the time could be the source of so many hilarious moments - after the bump on the head my brother wasn't in a coma, just severely concussed, so the nurses had to check his refelexes every hour right through the day and night by tickling his feet. After almost a month of this torture where he was registering but not able to react, his eyes opened, he glared at the nurse and said "WILL YOU F*CK OFF" then he went back to sleep  Grin

Oh yeah then once he was sitting up we visited, he looked at my ex and said "HEY BRIAN! Great to see you!" I went to hug him and he said "who the f*ck are you?"   Shocked Roll Eyes

 
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« Reply #15548 on: September 11, 2012, 06:52:16 PM »

I like your brother.
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« Reply #15549 on: September 11, 2012, 07:11:47 PM »

The plumber Purrdey recommended asked us where the loft was
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« Reply #15550 on: September 11, 2012, 07:26:04 PM »

 Cheesy
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« Reply #15551 on: September 11, 2012, 08:18:06 PM »

Umm why?
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« Reply #15552 on: September 11, 2012, 09:16:45 PM »

In the movies I watched as a teenager the plumber usually ended up in the bedroom.

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« Reply #15553 on: September 11, 2012, 09:44:32 PM »

to look at the cold water tank

Dames face was a picture as he told him it was where lofts normally are (the plumber realised what he'd said then and laughed)
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« Reply #15554 on: September 11, 2012, 09:53:35 PM »

Should have told him you kept it in the cellar.
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