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« Reply #1740 on: February 04, 2010, 01:14:22 PM »

Green Burp - good name for a band.

Don't tell Ashleaze, but I bet they would sound better than Green Day

mum's the word.

I do read this stuff you know.....

Damn, foiled again !

make a hat!
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« Reply #1741 on: February 04, 2010, 01:15:16 PM »

Know your cranes


Nice!  Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #1742 on: February 04, 2010, 01:24:14 PM »

Green Burp - good name for a band.

Don't tell Ashleaze, but I bet they would sound better than Green Day

mum's the word.

I do read this stuff you know.....

Damn, foiled again !

make a hat!



Angus, Angus !!!
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« Reply #1743 on: February 04, 2010, 01:34:52 PM »


exactly!
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« Reply #1744 on: February 04, 2010, 03:20:21 PM »

make a hat!

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« Reply #1745 on: February 04, 2010, 04:51:12 PM »

Ok, here is my question.

What do I do to get a piece on paper to the stage despicted in illustration 1?
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« Reply #1746 on: February 04, 2010, 04:58:56 PM »

Ok, here is my question.

What do I do to get a piece on paper to the stage despicted in illustration 1?

When you have worked out that one, can you tell me how you jump from 1 to 2  Shocked
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« Reply #1747 on: February 04, 2010, 05:00:38 PM »

 TOMMY COOPER - COMIC GENIUS*
1. Two blondes walked into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want marijuana, press the hash key...'
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'
4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'No, the steaks are too high..'
6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'..
8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.
9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.. Police say that he topped himself.
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« Reply #1748 on: February 04, 2010, 05:59:23 PM »

Ok, here is my question.

What do I do to get a piece on paper to the stage despicted in illustration 1?

make a waterbomb base and fold two of the wings down.
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« Reply #1749 on: February 04, 2010, 07:48:00 PM »

I'll have you know I'm a Black Belt in origami as well.
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« Reply #1750 on: February 04, 2010, 07:51:19 PM »

I'll have you know I'm a Black Belt in origami as well.
Tried it once, nearly creased myself....

IHAW  Wink
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« Reply #1751 on: February 04, 2010, 07:52:59 PM »

IHAW = I Have A Waist?
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« Reply #1752 on: February 04, 2010, 08:33:39 PM »

IUTHAWBTIHTECAINBTSS

(I used to have a waist, but then I had two enormous children and I've not been the same since...)
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« Reply #1753 on: February 04, 2010, 09:16:03 PM »

I'm Here All Week  Smiley

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« Reply #1754 on: February 04, 2010, 10:49:29 PM »

I have yet to understand why the little snow we had earlier this year was termed the big freeze.

This is from Norway. The owner returned from the holidays to find his car stuck.

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