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« Reply #1785 on: February 08, 2010, 01:32:40 PM » |
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those "footballers" just throw themselves at the player with the ball (or anyone, really) and hope.
As a former Defensive Tackle with the West Side Vikings I refute this. In my short stint playing football I had to learn a play-book which consisted of over 100 pages of various plays. There was no "just throw your self at the player with the ball" play to my recollection. Bo "Earthquake Junior" Hansen |
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« Reply #1786 on: February 08, 2010, 02:14:22 PM » |
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« Reply #1787 on: February 08, 2010, 03:03:33 PM » |
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My father-in-law said I was built like a prop-forward. I don't think he was being very complimentary.  |
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« Reply #1788 on: February 08, 2010, 05:01:28 PM » |
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This joke is probably in bad taste but it made me smile.
A baby-seal walks into a club ...
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« Reply #1789 on: February 08, 2010, 05:15:54 PM » |
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« Reply #1790 on: February 08, 2010, 07:23:33 PM » |
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A group of 40 year old buddies were trying to decide where they should meet for dinner. Finally they agreed that they should meet at a restaurant called the Gasthof zum Lowen because the waitresses there were very shapely and wore low cut blouses.
Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group once again tries to decide where they should meet for dinner. Finally they agree that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen because the food there was very good and they had a good wine selection.
Ten years later, at 60 years of age, the group once again talks over where they should meet. Finally they agree that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.
Ten years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets once again to decide where they should have dinner. Finally they decide that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheelchair accessible and they even have an elevator.
Ten years later, at 80 years of age, the group gathered to figure out where they might like to have dinner. Finally they decide that the Gasthof zum Lowen would be a great idea since none of them had ever been there before.
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even my name is mostly pROG. But I'm ⓝⓞⓣⒷⒶⓇⓇⓎ
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« Reply #1791 on: February 08, 2010, 08:08:11 PM » |
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« Reply #1792 on: February 08, 2010, 11:19:38 PM » |
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Do you have an address for the Gasthof zum Lowen, because I only have a limited window of time for the waitresses |
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« Reply #1793 on: February 09, 2010, 12:13:18 AM » |
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Good joke Rog and a magnificent response from James too.
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« Reply #1794 on: February 09, 2010, 12:27:58 AM » |
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« Reply #1795 on: February 10, 2010, 04:44:10 PM » |
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They came 3rd in the Norwegian final ... Lordi, lordi. |
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« Reply #1797 on: February 10, 2010, 05:21:48 PM » |
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I like that, Bo.
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Bad Elephant Music - you know it makes sense.
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« Reply #1798 on: February 10, 2010, 05:23:44 PM » |
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This guy could probably do with getting out more, but what he's done is no mean feat, really.
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David 'Wilf' Elliott Listen to The European Perspective...the only progressive rock radio show made with the goodness of analogue cheese |
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« Reply #1799 on: February 10, 2010, 09:14:27 PM » |
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The puns in Nellies patent thread  You should all be on the stage... etc etc |
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