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my director saying your i's are upside down before realising he was commenting on my t-shirt
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« Reply #512 on: March 22, 2009, 06:24:50 PM » |
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« Reply #513 on: March 22, 2009, 06:35:32 PM » |
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My name is Bo and I endorse female streakers.
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"Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon and follow them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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« Reply #514 on: March 22, 2009, 10:16:26 PM » |
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« Reply #515 on: March 23, 2009, 09:42:00 AM » |
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« Reply #516 on: March 23, 2009, 04:03:32 PM » |
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"Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon and follow them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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« Reply #517 on: March 23, 2009, 05:41:54 PM » |
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« Reply #518 on: March 23, 2009, 05:44:40 PM » |
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My name is Bo and I endorse female streakers.
Unfortunately, the average nudist is usually someone I do not want to see nude  |
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"Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon and follow them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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« Reply #520 on: March 24, 2009, 10:08:26 AM » |
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Managed to get a picture on this ********g forum at last! And it's a perfect likeness too! |
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« Reply #521 on: March 24, 2009, 10:53:52 AM » |
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« Reply #522 on: March 24, 2009, 01:40:54 PM » |
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Charlie Brooker. The funniest misanthrope in the world. http://www.guardian.co.uk/profile/charliebrookerThis week Charlie bled all the radiators in his flat: "Which is as close as I'm ever going to get to a starring role in a Victorian steampunk thriller." This week Charlie rediscovered the joy of falling asleep wearing a nicotine patch, which causes your brain to conjure up the most vivid and preposterous dreams imaginable, ones that seem to last 10 years and involve pterodactyls made of orange juice eating planets, and stuff like that. |
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« Reply #523 on: March 24, 2009, 02:18:48 PM » |
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This week Charlie rediscovered the joy of falling asleep wearing a nicotine patch, which causes your brain to conjure up the most vivid and preposterous dreams imaginable, ones that seem to last 10 years and involve pterodactyls made of orange juice eating planets, and stuff like that.
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« Reply #524 on: March 24, 2009, 04:14:54 PM » |
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I don't think "smile" really covers it. He has been making me laugh in the same way as Woody Allen once said "everyone moves away from you in case you suddenly rip off your clothes or forcibly engage them in conversation."
Another example: Charlie discovers he has "anhedonia" which is the inability to take pleasure in pleasurable things.
"Still, it could be worse. Having listlessly Googled anhedonia, I see it's related to a hilarious spin-off condition called "ejaculatory anhedonia". Apparently it mainly affects men, and as the name suggests, the unfortunate few who suffer from it are incapable of deriving any pleasure whatsoever from orgasms. They make a bit of mess while staring impassively into the middle distance, and that's it. Like the human equivalent of a pushdown soap-dispenser. Now that would be depressing. Ah, well."
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