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Trace
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« Reply #12780 on: February 28, 2012, 10:44:20 PM »

I didn't have to scare the ducks this evening.
Instead I scared two rabbits, who decided to run at the ducks - cue pandemonium.
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« Reply #12781 on: February 29, 2012, 12:46:08 AM »

Idiot demands I give him my phone number.

I tell him I don't want to talk to him and don't really like phones anyway.

Idiot tries to bully me into calling him.

I tell him my number is on my facebook.

Idiot calls.

I put phone in fridge.

Idiot makes stroppy facebook post about how awful I am.

Mutual friends point out that I told him several times (on different occasions) that I don't really like talking on the phone and he should have probably not called.

Idiot throws massive tantrum. Mass de-friending all round.

Best giggle I've had in weeks....
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« Reply #12782 on: February 29, 2012, 06:18:26 AM »

Et voila !
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« Reply #12783 on: February 29, 2012, 07:23:03 AM »

2 herons in flight this morning.
How they actually manage to fly with wings moving that slowly is amazing.
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« Reply #12784 on: February 29, 2012, 07:54:59 AM »

They have actually mastered the art of levitation, the wings are just for show.
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« Reply #12785 on: February 29, 2012, 08:00:05 AM »

Zen herons!
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« Reply #12786 on: February 29, 2012, 08:12:02 AM »

No, only zwo.
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« Reply #12787 on: February 29, 2012, 09:42:47 AM »

They have actually mastered the art of levitation, the wings are just for show.

That explains much.
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« Reply #12788 on: February 29, 2012, 10:34:13 AM »

Idiot demands I give him my phone number.

I tell him I don't want to talk to him and don't really like phones anyway.

Idiot tries to bully me into calling him.

I tell him my number is on my facebook.

Idiot calls.

I put phone in fridge.

Idiot makes stroppy facebook post about how awful I am.

Mutual friends point out that I told him several times (on different occasions) that I don't really like talking on the phone and he should have probably not called.

Idiot throws massive tantrum. Mass de-friending all round.

Best giggle I've had in weeks....
Well done. I like the fridge thing. I turn the sound off on mine now. It annoys me.
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« Reply #12789 on: February 29, 2012, 10:34:47 AM »

I know Nellie has seen them already but should you wander over to FB there is a pic of my ID on there....  Roll Eyes 
OMD yes, she certainly has AND there are some other interesting pics there, too. Norks a lordy!

I was more surprised by the balloon sculpture...
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« Reply #12790 on: February 29, 2012, 10:54:26 AM »

This news item...
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« Reply #12791 on: February 29, 2012, 11:16:27 AM »

Fantastic Catherine.

It's amazing that humans can do such nasty things to one another and yet are capable of creating such a cool thing as human dominoes.  Smiley
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« Reply #12792 on: February 29, 2012, 11:26:09 AM »

Idiot demands I give him my phone number.

I tell him I don't want to talk to him and don't really like phones anyway.

Idiot tries to bully me into calling him.

I tell him my number is on my facebook.

Idiot calls.

I put phone in fridge.

Idiot makes stroppy facebook post about how awful I am.

Mutual friends point out that I told him several times (on different occasions) that I don't really like talking on the phone and he should have probably not called.

Idiot throws massive tantrum. Mass de-friending all round.

Best giggle I've had in weeks....
Well done. I like the fridge thing. I turn the sound off on mine now. It annoys me.
Had three sympathy flounces since then - apparently when you clearly tell someone you don't want to talk on the phone and they call you anyway, you are in the wrong  Roll Eyes This bloke is old enough to be my dad, which only adds to the hilarity of his tantrum...
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« Reply #12793 on: February 29, 2012, 11:28:34 AM »

I just noticed, Thea - you've got your signature all wrong - it should say "it is the business of the panda to be endangered" - not "dangerous".
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« Reply #12794 on: February 29, 2012, 11:40:57 AM »

Hawkwind didn't do an album called that.  Roll Eyes
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