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« Reply #210 on: October 17, 2008, 12:56:27 PM »

So now you have a box full of red hairs?
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« Reply #211 on: October 17, 2008, 04:15:46 PM »

I'll get his coat too...
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« Reply #212 on: October 18, 2008, 01:53:09 PM »

Mwahahahaha....

Actually: *Rude joke alert*
I had to bleach my hair before going red, so I was in work with blonde hair for one day last week. The guy that sits accross from me kept saying I should keep my hair blonde.  I disagreed with him all day and finally when he sincerely said I should go blonde, I said I couldn't because I'd have to lighten my eyebrows too. His said 'Yeah, I guess. And even then you would still be an airplane blonde...'
I stared at him blankly.
'Y'know.....you'd still have a black box....'

Rude indeed, but it made me chuckle.

No, I can't stop fiddling with it (the hair. on my head.) This year so far it's been black, brown, blonde, blue pink green and turquoise.  Wayhey!!!!

Sarah xx

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« Reply #213 on: October 18, 2008, 02:01:06 PM »

well, I actually meant... oh, never mind...
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« Reply #214 on: October 18, 2008, 11:23:41 PM »

Mwahahahaha....

Actually: *Rude joke alert*
I had to bleach my hair before going red, so I was in work with blonde hair for one day last week. The guy that sits accross from me kept saying I should keep my hair blonde.  I disagreed with him all day and finally when he sincerely said I should go blonde, I said I couldn't because I'd have to lighten my eyebrows too. His said 'Yeah, I guess. And even then you would still be an airplane blonde...'
I stared at him blankly.
'Y'know.....you'd still have a black box....'


 Cheesy Cheesy The other term I've heard is Suicide Blonde i.e. Dyed by her own hand
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« Reply #215 on: October 19, 2008, 11:19:19 AM »

Mwahahahaha....

Actually: *Rude joke alert*
I had to bleach my hair before going red, so I was in work with blonde hair for one day last week. The guy that sits accross from me kept saying I should keep my hair blonde.  I disagreed with him all day and finally when he sincerely said I should go blonde, I said I couldn't because I'd have to lighten my eyebrows too. His said 'Yeah, I guess. And even then you would still be an airplane blonde...'
I stared at him blankly.
'Y'know.....you'd still have a black box....'


 Cheesy Cheesy The other term I've heard is Suicide Blonde i.e. Dyed by her own hand

Or of course: The collar and cuffs don't match.
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« Reply #216 on: October 19, 2008, 12:39:28 PM »

Mwahahahaha....

Actually: *Rude joke alert*
I had to bleach my hair before going red, so I was in work with blonde hair for one day last week. The guy that sits accross from me kept saying I should keep my hair blonde.  I disagreed with him all day and finally when he sincerely said I should go blonde, I said I couldn't because I'd have to lighten my eyebrows too. His said 'Yeah, I guess. And even then you would still be an airplane blonde...'
I stared at him blankly.
'Y'know.....you'd still have a black box....'


 Cheesy Cheesy The other term I've heard is Suicide Blonde i.e. Dyed by her own hand

Or of course: The collar and cuffs don't match.

Neither do the carpets and the drapes...

Sarah xx
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« Reply #217 on: October 19, 2008, 03:43:32 PM »

Mwahahahaha....

Actually: *Rude joke alert*
I had to bleach my hair before going red, so I was in work with blonde hair for one day last week. The guy that sits accross from me kept saying I should keep my hair blonde.  I disagreed with him all day and finally when he sincerely said I should go blonde, I said I couldn't because I'd have to lighten my eyebrows too. His said 'Yeah, I guess. And even then you would still be an airplane blonde...'
I stared at him blankly.
'Y'know.....you'd still have a black box....'


 Cheesy Cheesy The other term I've heard is Suicide Blonde i.e. Dyed by her own hand

Or of course: The collar and cuffs don't match.

Neither do the carpets and the drapes...

Sarah xx

Or if you were a teenager in the 90s I guess it could be "curtains and rug"?
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« Reply #218 on: October 20, 2008, 08:39:53 AM »

.....and.....rest.

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« Reply #219 on: October 20, 2008, 05:06:38 PM »

Mwahahahaha....

Actually: *Rude joke alert*
I had to bleach my hair before going red, so I was in work with blonde hair for one day last week. The guy that sits accross from me kept saying I should keep my hair blonde.  I disagreed with him all day and finally when he sincerely said I should go blonde, I said I couldn't because I'd have to lighten my eyebrows too. His said 'Yeah, I guess. And even then you would still be an airplane blonde...'
I stared at him blankly.
'Y'know.....you'd still have a black box....'


 Cheesy Cheesy The other term I've heard is Suicide Blonde i.e. Dyed by her own hand

Or of course: The collar and cuffs don't match.

Neither do the carpets and the drapes...

Sarah xx

Or if you were a teenager in the 90s I guess it could be "curtains and rug"?

I was going to make a comment about how I was at most a pre-teen in the 90s, but I won't for I don't want to make you lot feel old....


....Oh, wait....

Tongue

Sarah xx
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« Reply #220 on: October 20, 2008, 07:27:37 PM »

pah - youth of today have no respect for their elders
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« Reply #221 on: October 21, 2008, 07:50:18 AM »

 Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #222 on: October 21, 2008, 06:49:50 PM »

pah - youth of today have no respect for their elders

*whistles innocently*

Sarah xx
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« Reply #223 on: October 21, 2008, 10:11:38 PM »

Today, daughter said that she had done a fart out of her mouth  Grin
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« Reply #224 on: October 22, 2008, 09:06:22 AM »

It's a rite of (back) passage.
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