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« Reply #450 on: March 05, 2009, 01:49:16 PM »

Are we allowed to know which body part you're having done on?  Grin xxx
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« Reply #451 on: March 05, 2009, 02:21:43 PM »

Cheesy Cheesy
Glad YOU think it's funny - last summer I heard that my Dad nearly died in France after a burst appendix and had spent 10 days in hospital there and week in hospital here as a result some 10 days after he was released to go home. No one tells me anything. Then my Mum has the gall to sarcastically write "Do call and let us know your news" in a Christmas card and when I do she spends 20 minutes talking about herself and then ends the call without so much as enquiring how I am. My family is utter rubbish. Having said that, I think I'm past caring.

And breeeaaatthhhhhheeee.....

We've been over this, you can't pick your family, so surround yourself with friends instead. If it's any consolation, at least you no longer live with them, and therefore don't have to put up with them any day.

I can always rely on you for a reality check. And that made ME smile today. Cheers Chicken!
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« Reply #452 on: March 05, 2009, 03:34:14 PM »

Are we allowed to know which body part you're having done on?  Grin xxx
Ok ok, you caught me, I'm getting the faces of the members of Tinyfish tattoo'd on my bum! Tongue
Nah, it's inner elbow Smiley

Cheesy Cheesy
Glad YOU think it's funny - last summer I heard that my Dad nearly died in France after a burst appendix and had spent 10 days in hospital there and week in hospital here as a result some 10 days after he was released to go home. No one tells me anything. Then my Mum has the gall to sarcastically write "Do call and let us know your news" in a Christmas card and when I do she spends 20 minutes talking about herself and then ends the call without so much as enquiring how I am. My family is utter rubbish. Having said that, I think I'm past caring.

And breeeaaatthhhhhheeee.....

We've been over this, you can't pick your family, so surround yourself with friends instead. If it's any consolation, at least you no longer live with them, and therefore don't have to put up with them any day.

I can always rely on you for a reality check. And that made ME smile today. Cheers Chicken!

Cheesy Also.... I ate all your bees.

xx
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« Reply #453 on: March 05, 2009, 04:31:14 PM »

Cheesy Also.... I ate all your bees.

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Bastard!!!!! Cheesy
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« Reply #454 on: March 05, 2009, 04:38:02 PM »

What made me smile today? a huge glass of red wine after a horrible day at work. Pathetic, isn't it?
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« Reply #455 on: March 05, 2009, 05:07:17 PM »

Cheesy Also.... I ate all your bees.

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I see your "I ate all your bees" and raise you "Hats off to the Zebras"...  Grin
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« Reply #456 on: March 05, 2009, 05:18:03 PM »

I've just picked my car up from the garage.  The young lady working there that me that "the calipers were seized".  I felt that I should know what a caliper is - so I asked - "what does that mean?".  The answer came back - "stuck".   Roll Eyes
I wonder if she ever watched the Airplane film.
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« Reply #457 on: March 05, 2009, 08:57:34 PM »

Cheesy Also.... I ate all your bees.

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Bastard!!!!! Cheesy

Hehehehe Cheesy

Cheesy Also.... I ate all your bees.

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I see your "I ate all your bees" and raise you "Hats off to the Zebras"...  Grin

HU-MAN SLAAAAAAVES...in-an-insect-nation AH AAAH AAAH AAH AAAAAAAAAAAH!

OH! Jim, I was talking to Mum about Holland today and remembered about the coffee wafers. I am inexplicably excited about buying Centre Parcs out of all the coffee wafers they have.

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« Reply #458 on: March 06, 2009, 12:37:03 AM »

are they like those wafers which are made of ice cream cone material and have inexplicably delicious flavoured cream inside them?

They were my favourite when I was a kid.
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« Reply #459 on: March 06, 2009, 05:36:00 AM »

Are we allowed to know which body part you're having done on?  Grin xxx
Ok ok, you caught me, I'm getting the faces of the members of Tinyfish tattoo'd on my bum! Tongue
Nah, it's inner elbow Smiley

I'd feel sorry for the "middle" band member who'd be either side of your.. ahhh inner elbow cool  Cool Grin

Anyhooo what made me smile this morning was remembering my dream about a Herbie Hancock exhibition at a museum...
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« Reply #460 on: March 06, 2009, 03:12:54 PM »

I'm going on holiday  Grin I'm going on holiday  Grin I'm going on holiday  Grin I'm going on holiday  Grin I'm going on holiday
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« Reply #461 on: March 06, 2009, 03:14:59 PM »

Anyhooo what made me smile this morning was remembering my dream about a Herbie Hancock exhibition at a museum...

I would love to see a Herbie Hancock exhibition at a museum!
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« Reply #462 on: March 06, 2009, 03:16:15 PM »

I'm going on holiday  Grin I'm going on holiday  Grin I'm going on holiday  Grin I'm going on holiday  Grin I'm going on holiday

Bastard!!! er..I mean, yay!
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« Reply #463 on: March 06, 2009, 10:18:54 PM »

Where and when is young Nellie going on holidod?
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« Reply #464 on: March 06, 2009, 10:45:17 PM »

I'm off to my wee bolt hole in Spain during the Easter hols. Can't wait! Grin
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