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« Reply #510 on: March 21, 2009, 12:30:57 AM »

my director saying your i's are upside down before realising he was commenting on my t-shirt

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« Reply #511 on: March 21, 2009, 06:29:43 PM »

Steve (my ex) and Carla (his girlfriend) might be coming to the Peel next week for Fragile, WOOOOOO!!!!!  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #512 on: March 22, 2009, 06:24:50 PM »

 Roll Eyes Female streaker at the London Irish game this afternoon.
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« Reply #513 on: March 22, 2009, 06:35:32 PM »

My name is Bo and I endorse female streakers.
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« Reply #514 on: March 22, 2009, 10:16:26 PM »

 Roll Eyes
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« Reply #515 on: March 23, 2009, 09:42:00 AM »

my director saying your i's are upside down before realising he was commenting on my t-shirt



 Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #516 on: March 23, 2009, 04:03:32 PM »

http://www.davidholt.com/music/playspoons.htm
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« Reply #517 on: March 23, 2009, 05:41:54 PM »

Managed to get a picture on this ********g forum at last! Grin
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« Reply #518 on: March 23, 2009, 05:44:40 PM »

My name is Bo and I endorse female streakers.

Unfortunately, the average nudist is usually someone I do not want to see nude   Embarrassed
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« Reply #519 on: March 23, 2009, 08:04:19 PM »

Usually I would agree. Anyway it was a cracking game. Highlights here:

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/JExS-eOXgk-/London+Irish+v+Northampton+Saints+Guinness/QNaOjZbsmyj
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« Reply #520 on: March 24, 2009, 10:08:26 AM »

Managed to get a picture on this ********g forum at last! Grin

And it's a perfect likeness too!  Grin
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« Reply #521 on: March 24, 2009, 10:53:52 AM »

Took delivery of a nice new 24" monitor in work Smiley
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« Reply #522 on: March 24, 2009, 01:40:54 PM »

Charlie Brooker. The funniest misanthrope in the world.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/profile/charliebrooker

This week Charlie bled all the radiators in his flat: "Which is as close as I'm ever going to get to a starring role in a Victorian steampunk thriller."

This week Charlie rediscovered the joy of falling asleep wearing a nicotine patch, which causes your brain to conjure up the most vivid and preposterous dreams imaginable, ones that seem to last 10 years and involve pterodactyls made of orange juice eating planets, and stuff like that.
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« Reply #523 on: March 24, 2009, 02:18:48 PM »

This week Charlie rediscovered the joy of falling asleep wearing a nicotine patch, which causes your brain to conjure up the most vivid and preposterous dreams imaginable, ones that seem to last 10 years and involve pterodactyls made of orange juice eating planets, and stuff like that.

Sounds like we've found the concept behind the next Tinyfish album then.
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« Reply #524 on: March 24, 2009, 04:14:54 PM »

I don't think "smile" really covers it. He has been making me laugh in the same way as Woody Allen once said "everyone moves away from you in case you suddenly rip off your clothes or forcibly engage them in conversation."

Another example: Charlie discovers he has "anhedonia" which is the inability to take pleasure in pleasurable things.

"Still, it could be worse. Having listlessly Googled anhedonia, I see it's related to a hilarious spin-off condition called "ejaculatory anhedonia". Apparently it mainly affects men, and as the name suggests, the unfortunate few who suffer from it are incapable of deriving any pleasure whatsoever from orgasms. They make a bit of mess while staring impassively into the middle distance, and that's it. Like the human equivalent of a pushdown soap-dispenser. Now that would be depressing. Ah, well."
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