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« Reply #795 on: June 23, 2009, 09:09:39 PM »

My son announced he is getting married Grin





He's 6 Undecided
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« Reply #796 on: June 23, 2009, 09:27:07 PM »

Don't worry, just tell the bride-to-be's parents that you will expect an enormous dowry when their daughter marries your son.
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« Reply #797 on: June 23, 2009, 11:07:17 PM »

My son announced he is getting married Grin

He's 6 Undecided
They grow up so fast nowadays.  Sad
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« Reply #798 on: June 24, 2009, 08:35:30 AM »

Don't worry, just tell the bride-to-be's parents that you will expect an enormous dowry when their daughter marries your son.

I can't imagine that they will be able to afford it, what with the repayments for their tattoos. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #799 on: June 24, 2009, 08:49:05 AM »

Nice! I presume the bride-to-be has pierced ears already then - and is busy planning her first tattoo.
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« Reply #800 on: June 24, 2009, 04:01:51 PM »

From the latest patch notes for the MMORPG Age of Conan.

"Due to sexual equality, female characters should now also properly be dismembered during fatalities."
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« Reply #801 on: June 24, 2009, 05:58:51 PM »

How considerate of them!  Cheesy
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« Reply #802 on: June 24, 2009, 06:09:41 PM »

Yes, there's nothing worse and more likely to cheese an ardent feminist off than improper dismemberment, I always say.
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« Reply #803 on: June 24, 2009, 06:54:39 PM »

A colleague went to McDs today.  The problem is that the restaurant is closed, but the drive through is open.

Being car-less, he queued up with the cars - when the cars moved forward, so did he.  Eventually he got to the window where they refused to serve him.  It seems that McDs have a Health and Safety policy not to serve pedestrians at the drive through counter.  The server even showed him the rules, and offered to make a copy for him to take away.

So, he went to the start of the driver through, hitched a lift, and bought the burger that way.
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« Reply #804 on: June 24, 2009, 08:45:41 PM »

A colleague went to McDs today.  The problem is that the restaurant is closed, but the drive through is open.

Being car-less, he queued up with the cars - when the cars moved forward, so did he.  Eventually he got to the window where they refused to serve him.  It seems that McDs have a Health and Safety policy not to serve pedestrians at the drive through counter.  The server even showed him the rules, and offered to make a copy for him to take away.

So, he went to the start of the driver through, hitched a lift, and bought the burger that way.

Now THAT is f**king genius.  Grin
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« Reply #805 on: June 24, 2009, 08:58:36 PM »

A colleague went to McDs today.  The problem is that the restaurant is closed, but the drive through is open.

Being car-less, he queued up with the cars - when the cars moved forward, so did he.  Eventually he got to the window where they refused to serve him.  It seems that McDs have a Health and Safety policy not to serve pedestrians at the drive through counter.  The server even showed him the rules, and offered to make a copy for him to take away.

So, he went to the start of the driver through, hitched a lift, and bought the burger that way.

Now THAT is f**king genius.  Grin

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« Reply #806 on: June 24, 2009, 09:02:39 PM »

very good Mistress Moderator, have you got your fishnets on?
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« Reply #807 on: June 24, 2009, 09:07:58 PM »

very good Mistress Moderator, have you got your fishnets on?
Wouldn't you like to know Wink
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« Reply #808 on: June 25, 2009, 08:40:41 PM »

I would like to see pictures ...

(This will probably be moderated but I can live hope)
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« Reply #809 on: June 25, 2009, 08:45:32 PM »

My hotel has a bar.

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