I think
this video might be appropriate for this thread.

I think it is very unfair to malign an immensely popular, talented and musically ground breaking supergroup.
For the longest time I have heard in almost every record ever made, their musical influence, and anyone who says they cannot is obviously deaf or Michael Jackson.
One should almost say that they have composed and performed every song ever written and that every other so-called musician, should pay them performing rights for everything forever.
I love Coldplay and have been in constant contact with the mighty Chris telepathically for several years now and he has appointed me High Priest to his mighty Church... a Church which will take over all other religions and allow all sentient beings to bow down to the all powerful COLDPLAY - this will expand their already gigantic musical powers and take over the universe...........................what's that?........oh, thank you nurse......yes some medication would be nice.....and of course, please attach those electrodes to my nether regions.........I was having a terrible dream..... no, no, turn the radio off.....