wrecking ball
Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy is alone again because he was an utter tit.
Simon
The first time Simon played this to me, I said two things: 1) "That is one of the best songs you've ever written" and 2) "Is it about <insert name of Simon's girlfriend of the time here> ?" Simon said no a couple of times, then beat me insensible with his guitar.
Robert
I saw you before you saw me
I met you before you met me
I liked you before you liked me
And I loved you before you loved me
so be my wrecking ball
I kissed you before you kissed me
I missed you before you missed me
I hurt you before you hurt me
And I lost you before you lost me
so be my wrecking ball
be my wrecking ball
be my wrecking ball
be my wrecking ball
I lied to you before you lied to me
I hated you before you hated me
Jealous of you before your jealousy
so be my wrecking ball
be my wrecking ball
be my wrecking ball
I win when I'm wrong
I'm wrong when I'm right
I'm up when I'm down
I'm black when I'm white
I'm loose when I'm tight
I saw you before you saw me
I met you before you met me